Paul Gilmour

Position Defender

1st XI

95 (19) 10


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Paul was the second Old Boys player out of the Sky Sports News academy so he was, and his high energy midfield performances made an instant impact in both the Reserves and the 1st team. After losing his place in midfield, Paul dropped into the back line and has proven to be a regular in the 1st team ever since. Away from the Old Boys, Paul is the man you will see freezing his microphone off outside Premier League training grounds on deadline day pretending to be at a hub of transfer activity while local chavs try to stick dildos in his ear. Denied the opportunity to be one of the main presenters, primarily because no-one can ever rely on him to turn up on time, Paul was once given a late night presenting slot but managed to lock himself out of the studio.